Gold Star
Imperial IPA
Resinous hop-steamroller shamelessly pulverizing palates
Thunderbolt
Belgian Tripel
Malty, Fruity, Touch of Sweet, Coriander on the nose
A Collabo Brew with The Worthogs
39 IBU • ABV 9.9%
Scarlet Letter
Imperial Holiday Seltzer
OG 23°P / IBU 0 / ABV 12.5! / G-Ø
Bold, intriguing, and unapologetically crimson, The Scarlet Letter is a seltzer that makes a statement. Vibrant cranberry brings a tart, juicy allure, while fragrant sage adds an earthy balance, creating a striking union of flavors. At 12.5% ABV, this isn’t just a seltzer; it’s a declaration of flavor and fortitude. Sip boldly—because some secrets are meant to be shared.
Doppel Effect
Doppelbock
OG 20.8°P / IBU 26 / ABV 8.83
So dopply. A frequent shift beer!
fo = ((v + vo) / (v + vs)) * fs
fo = What you think
v = What’s comin’
vs = How quickly
vo = How many doppels you’ve had * 8.83
fs = “Objective reality”
Tortēga
Fortified Tea
OG 10°P / IBU 0 / ABV 4.8 / G-Ø
Tortēga is a concoction brimming with the spirit of tropical escapades and pirating lore. Sail on pomegranate green tea, hibiscus flower, lemon peel, watermelon puree to a hidden tropical isle, where the sea breeze whispers tales of the intrepid.
Freeuse Willie
Wee Heavy
OG 18°P / IBU 35 / ABV 7.9
Dance with history. Whimsically nod to icons. Pay homage to a newfound freedom in the public domain. Echo a Scottish disdain for the bitterness that once stood as a reminder of British Imperialism. Playfully embrace a newfound liberty.
They can take our screenshots … But they will never take our FREEDOM!
