(505) 994-9497

handcrafted

Microbrew

birthroom

@ 600o F

Wood-fired

pizzas & calzones

rio rancho’s

Best Restaurant

since 1999

Rio Rancho’s Neighborhood Brewpub

Since 1999, we have been serving up the best pizzas, calzones, and grinders from our wood-fired oven, and hand-crafted ales and lagers from our on-premise brewhouse. Come join us for a pint of one of the dozen or so beers we have on tap, in a fun, relaxed atmosphere. Come and see for yourself why locals call us “The Pub”, or simply “Turtle.”

THE LATEST TMBC NEWS & EVENTS

Sex in a Canoe

One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we...

PaintNite Aug.15th

    “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th! featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫ (sung...

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