“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas—-> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub....
Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th! featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face,...
Turtle Mountain will be there. How about you? Mac & Cheese, it’s not just for kids anymore! At this event, it’s NOT for kids period. Mac & Cheese & Music Fest is a 21+ event featuring gourmet Mac & Cheese samplings from over 30 restaurants....
If your big screen’s not enough, come enjoy Turtle’s H U G E S C R E E N! We will be opening bright & early for the last two matches of the World Cup! 8am for the bronze medal match between Belgium & England, Sat.July.14th 9am for the final match...
43 New Mexico Breweries will enter the hoptagon. Only 1 will emerge victorious. This year’s format is brutal, brutal as the staggering amount of hops being forced into this competition! The elimination round will feature 39 different brews spread across 3...
Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!! Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing ****...
