Turtle Comedy Show – Apr.19th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Apr.19!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians.
This month Tony P and Curt Fletcher are helping Eddie Stephens return to earth after opening for Kill Tony’s William Montgomery last week, ask about the sexy firefighters.
Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30.
18+ No cover
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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