January Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!
This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Lulu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale
Sat.May.9th · 11am-while they last!
· Monstera · Philodendron · Succulents · Pothos & Spider Plants · Oh My!
Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain North
TM South Fixer-Upper Closure Week – From Nico’s Desk
Mon.Apr.20th through Tue.Apr.28th This is a friendly reminder that Turtle South will be closed! The 905 36th Place building is coming up on its 20th birthday, and needs a week of TLC to get it ready for the next 20 years. All of you who make a Turtle visit part of...
27th Anniversary Celebration
Twenty-seven trips around the Sun!
In celebration, please join us for a very special dinner. Five decadent courses of
✦ plates by Chef Chris Blanshine
paired to ✦ beers by Brewer David Medrano and
✦ cocktails by Barchef Daniel Rolison.
