January Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Sometimes you stare out into the searing summer heat and feel the landscape melt around you. Blistering desert days drain every last ounce of energy from you until you catch that gentle breeze, the sweet refreshing flow that keeps you going. OG 1.053 / IBU 20 / ABV...
This witty take on the traditional German hybrid lets loose a plentitude of rich, wheaty goodness, bombarding you with all of your favorite kolsch flavors such as honey and spice, while wrapping you in layers of butterscotch and caramel that warm your soul. OG 1.057...
Smooth and sultry, this beer is a smokeshow of rich malt dancing over your palate like the shadow of a flickering flame. It is best enjoyed while standing back from the bellows, watching the fire grow higher OG 1.059 / IBU 23 / ABV 5.9...