January Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!
This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.17th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is January 17th! We kick off the new year with a killer lineup: Nico Muñoz, Alli Marie, Angel Lopez, and AJ Martinez will be joining host, Eddie Stephens for another amazing FREE show! Start the new year right, and get there early for good seats. ⚡ ♫...
Stuck Lizard Wine Tasting
Wed.Dec.10th ~ Meet the Winemaker!Starting at 4pm ~ Turtle Mountain North Free tasting from one our most local vineyards, Corrales' Stuck LizardGot grapes? Muscat Grüner Veltliner Cayuga Ravat Drop by, learn about some vines that love the NM Terroir, and bag some...
Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is November 15th! GIVE THANKS! Eddie Stephens hosts another great FREE comedy show at Turtle Mountain South in Rio Rancho!This month, Eddie is joined by Matthew Blood-Smyth and Jamar Hall! Never a cover! Food & drinks a-plenty! ♫ A Turtle Show, is...
