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January Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!

This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Doppel Equis Steinundator – 20th Anniversary Steinbock

  With the help of our rock solid customers, the past two decades have created memories that are igneous yet sweet. To celebrate our 20th year, we wanted to forge a beer that would be as memorable and fantastic as our life in Rio Rancho. This Steinbock incorporated...

20th Anniversary Bock-n-Ale-Yeah!

Fri.March.22nd, Turtle will celebrate 20 YEARS! We're throwing an all-out BOCK-n-ALE-YEAH! and you're invited. Featuring ALL YOU CAN EAT party-style buffets ... ENTRÉES Cedar Plank Salmon with Orange Porter Glaze Korean Braised Bison Short Ribs with Red Chile Demi...

Count Hellesarius

This simple yet commanding campaign German Pilsner malt and a powerful bucellarii of Noble Hops is refined through cold fermentation and cool determination to conquer your palate and restore the fallen empire of light lagers. IBU 19 / ABV 4.75...