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January Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!

This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

WinterBrew 2019

The 8th annual New Mexico Brewers Guild WinterBrew festival returns to the Santa Fe Farmers Market Pavilion on Friday, January 11. This year's festival will feature multiple brand new breweries from around the state, a slew of Santa Fe favorites, and many others....

Stockholm Syndrome – Baltic Porter

  You can’t help but falling for a beverage that wraps you up in layers of chocolate, caramel and toffee only to break your focus with a spicy noble Saaz hopping and more heat than you ever thought you could enjoy. This beer will captivate your senses and has the...

Deep Depravity – Barleywine

  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more depraved, we go and brew a Barleywine to pull you back into the chasm. Molasses and brown sugar dance along the walls as a familiar warmth beckons from below. Take caution as you descend, because we cannot guarantee...