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January Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!

This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Coyote Willow Fundraiser

Coyote Willow Fundraiser

Mon.Feb.17 eat pizza & support a local classroom!  All day, for every Classico or Shiprock sold (two of our most popular pizzas) Turtle Mountain will proudly donate $1 to the APS K-8 Magnet, Coyote Willow. Help create better classrooms for all, including for Mr....

Cran Cran Yum Yum – Cranberry Wheat Sour

Cran Cran Yum Yum – Cranberry Wheat Sour

  The first sour from the 4th generation of Turtle Mountain brewers, Cran Cran exhibits drinkability with light tartness and sessionable strength, hopped with El Dorado and Dr. Rudi, cranberry is supported by citrus and an insinuation of pear and stone fruit....

Claymore’s Fuller – Wee Heavy

Claymore’s Fuller – Wee Heavy

  Sons and Daughters of Scotland, therein lies our caramelized freedom, nary an English hop within it. Aye this ale be full of rich malt, insinuations of roast, and slight nutty character. It’ll be sure to grant ye the courage to fight for what’er liberties...