Nuts & Bolts
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
British Brown Ale
OG 11.2°P / IBU 30 / ABV 4.7
“I love you as high as I can HOP!” laughed Little Nutbrown Hare, bouncing up and down. “But I love you as high as I can hop,” smiled Big Nutbrown Hare – and he hopped so high that his ears touched the branches above. That’s good hopping, thought Little Nutbrown Hare. I wish I could hop like that. “I love you all the way down the lane as far as the river,” cried Little Nutbrown Hare. “I love you across the river and over the hills,” said Big Nutbrown Hare. That’s very far, thought Little Nutbrown Hare. He was almost too sleepy to think any more. Then he looked beyond the thorn bushes, out into the big dark night. Nothing could be further than the sky. “I love you right up to the MOON,” he said, and closed his eyes. “Oh, that’s far,” said Big Nutbrown Hare. “That is very, very far.” Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves. He leaned over and kissed him good night. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, “I love you right up to the moon … and back.”
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
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Santa Tortuga
Vienna Lager
Saintly lager with touches of sweetness & herbs
ABV 6.8%
Brewed with our friends at Santa Fe Brewing 🙂
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