Nov 23, 2024 | *, Beer, Seasonal Taps @North
Doppelbock
OG 20.8°P / IBU 26 / ABV 8.83
So dopply. A frequent shift beer!
fo = ((v + vo) / (v + vs)) * fs
fo = What you think
v = What’s comin’
vs = How quickly
vo = How many doppels you’ve had * 8.83
fs = “Objective reality”
Nov 21, 2024 | Events, News
Miller and Paredes Families Fundraiser A tragic and fatal head-on collision on November 13th in Rio Rancho took the lives of four members of the Miller family and Francisco Paredes. Cisco had just started working at Turtle Mountain in Enchanted Hills, so this horrible...
Nov 18, 2024 | Beer, Guest Taps @South
IBU 25 / ABV 5 
A light and dry easy-drinking Kölsch-style ale brewed with German pilsner malt and German hops fermented cool resulting in a clean, refreshing brew with an herbal, lemon hop character.
Nov 18, 2024 | Beer, Guest Taps @North
IBU 15 / ABV 5.4 
A traditional take on a Bavarian classic. The aroma is everything we love in the style; clove, banana and vanilla. The body is rich and creamy, yet finishes fairly dry and is as refreshing as any beer you’ll drink here or anywhere else.
Nov 14, 2024 | Events, News
Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.16 (3rd Saturdays) Next Turtle Show is Nov.16! FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Tripp Stelnicki, Carla...
Nov 13, 2024 | Beer
Cranberry Lime

ABV 5 / G↓
Light, flavorful, and delicious. From our good friends up Sta.Fe way.