Nuts & Bolts 2022
British Brown Ale
OG 12.2°P / IBU 24 / ABV 5.28
“I love you as high as I can HOP!” laughed Little Nutbrown Hare, bouncing up and down. “But I love you as high as I can hop,” smiled Big Nutbrown Hare – and he hopped so high that his ears touched the branches above. That’s good hopping, thought Little Nutbrown Hare. I wish I could hop like that. “I love you all the way down the lane as far as the river,” cried Little Nutbrown Hare. “I love you across the river and over the hills,” said Big Nutbrown Hare. That’s very far, thought Little Nutbrown Hare. He was almost too sleepy to think any more. Then he looked beyond the thorn bushes, out into the big dark night. Nothing could be further than the sky. “I love you right up to the MOON,” he said, and closed his eyes. “Oh, that’s far,” said Big Nutbrown Hare. “That is very, very far.” Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves. He leaned over and kissed him good night. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, “I love you right up to the moon … and back.”
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Arsenal Porter
English Porter
OG 14.7°P / IBU 35 / ABV 5.8
Black with garnet hues at the edges. Rich chocolate and roasty aromas. Satisfying caramelized depth. A touch of mild malt rooted in centuries-old English malting traditions. Flaked oats for a smooth, velvety mouthfeel. One hop—English Challenger—adds a touch of unmistakable English charm.
AugTürtleFest
Märzen
OG 15.25°P / IBU 25 / ABV 6.3 / G↓
Every year, breweries seem to release their Oktoberfest brews earlier and earlier. We simply cannot wait until September. (Yes, September. The Oktoberfest in Munich always begins in September) We at Turtle Mountain have historically shown some restraint. We’ve never released an Oktürtlefest in July like some breweries.
But we’re jonesin’ & keepin’ up with the Joneses. AugTürtleFest is breaking the calendar.
ZICKE ZACKE, ZICKE ZACKE, HOI HOI HOI !!!
Herr Fest
Festbier
OG 13°P / IBU 26 / ABV 5.73
A wonderfully crisp German light lager, akin to what one would actually be drinking at Oktoberfest. Mildly spicy, hint of floral, slightly fruity. Stay thirsty meine freunde.
