Turtle Comedy Show – May 17th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is May 17!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians.
This month Josh Fournier and Dawn Schary are helping Eddie Stephens spread the yuks.
Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30.
18+ No cover
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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Turtle Comedy Show – June 21st (3rd Saturdays)
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