Stoutly Manner – American Stout
OG 18°P / IBU 53 / ABV 7.15
O’er and beyond a Columbian sky, in which the days and nights are met so near that their breaths embrace together. An ale of roast and burnt sienna embarks. With such carameled heft it weigh’st thy words before thou givest them breath. For his bark is stoutly timbered and his pilot of very expert and approved allowance. Therefore our hopes, not surfeited to death, stand in bold cure.
TMBC NEWS & EVENTS
Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.21st (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Nov.21st! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: John Cuellar AND Black Mike AND Luis Powell WITH HOST Eddie Stephens Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues. Saturday...
Veterans’ Day 2026
Wed.Nov.11th.2026
Both Turtle Mountain locations! are proud to offer
• A Free Pizza to all Veterans and Active-Duty Military Personnel
Thank you for your service
Turtle Comedy Show – Sept.19th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Sep.19th! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: TJ Jones AND Jake Boor-Morris AND Curt Fletcher WITH HOST Eddie Stephens Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South's banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM. Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult...
