Stoutly Manner – American Stout
OG 18°P / IBU 53 / ABV 7.15
O’er and beyond a Columbian sky, in which the days and nights are met so near that their breaths embrace together. An ale of roast and burnt sienna embarks. With such carameled heft it weigh’st thy words before thou givest them breath. For his bark is stoutly timbered and his pilot of very expert and approved allowance. Therefore our hopes, not surfeited to death, stand in bold cure.
TMBC NEWS & EVENTS
Turtle Comedy Show – Sept.19th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Sep.19th! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: TJ Jones AND Jake Boor-Morris AND Curt Fletcher WITH HOST Eddie Stephens Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South's banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM. Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult...
Rio Rancho Oktoberfest 2026
Sat.Sep.19th 11am-9pm Get ready for Rio Rancho's annual Oktoberfest! • Live Music • Food • Beer • Wine • Contests • Local Vendors • and a Kids' Zone. At the same fantastic location as last the two years: Sandoval County Administration Park, 1500 Idalia Rd, Bernalillo,...
Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Aug.15th! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: SAVANNAH HOLDER, NICO MUÑOZ, and LAURA STEUER AND HOST EDDIE STEPHENS to BLOW. YOUR. MINDS. ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing...
