Stoutly Manner – American Stout
OG 18°P / IBU 53 / ABV 7.15
O’er and beyond a Columbian sky, in which the days and nights are met so near that their breaths embrace together. An ale of roast and burnt sienna embarks. With such carameled heft it weigh’st thy words before thou givest them breath. For his bark is stoutly timbered and his pilot of very expert and approved allowance. Therefore our hopes, not surfeited to death, stand in bold cure.
TMBC NEWS & EVENTS
Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Aug.15th! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: SAVANNAH HOLDER, NICO MUÑOZ, and LAURA STEUER AND HOST EDDIE STEPHENS to BLOW. YOUR. MINDS. ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing...
Westside Summerfest 2026
Sat.Aug.1, 5-10 pm, Ventana Ranch Community Park This free family-friendly event features fun for everyone. This year's final summerfest concert celebrates everything local. Westside Summerfest features artisans with handcrafted products, food trucks with freshly made...
Turtle Comedy Show – Jul.18th (3rd Saturdays)
Join the next Turtle Show on July 18th, featuring comedians John Cuellar, Traye Holland, Casey Fitzgerald, and host Eddie Stephens. Enjoy comedy, food, and drinks every third Saturday at Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 18+.
