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Nothing Really Batters – Pancake Stout

Double Pastry Stout

OG 1.077 / IBU 36 / ABV 7.7
Yup, we did it. We made a beer with pancakes. This pastry stout gobbled up 100 griddled scratch pancakes and 55 pounds of 100% pure maple syrup. East Kent Golding and German Saphir hops give a mild bitterness you expect from a serious stout. Allow this beer to warm, so that its mouthfeel shows a more flippant syrupy attribute. Or don’t, nothing really batters.

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