La Vida Mocha
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
Coffee Stout
OG 16°P / IBU 27 / ABV 6.15
She’s into frothy foam nights, a creamy, dark delight
She’ll warm you up, then cool you down, just one sip, you’re feelin’ right
She’s brewed with Biscuit malt, a blend so velvety
Got a mix of oats and chocolate, call it pure indulgency
Her flavor’s so intense, she’ll keep you up till dawn
With German Magnum bite, then UK hops turnin’ on
She’s Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
It’s roasty, toasty, bold as a stout can be
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
This coffee kick’s the fix for caffeine junkies
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
She’ll have you wired, inspired, A stout so rich it’s fire—
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
She’s a beer with body, a stout beyond compare
Smooth as a morning brew, yet darker than midnight air
With a Dextrine backbone, so creamy and so pure
Her subtle hints of biscuit make your cravings find their cure
One taste and you’re amazed; you’ll never be the same
She’s got you caffeinated, and stout’s the only name
She’s Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
Sippin’ this magic brew, you’re livin’ like a king
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
A rich espresso rush with every swing
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
She’ll have you wired, inspired, A stout so rich it’s fire—
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
It’s dark, it’s smooth, it’s what you need
Chocolate notes, like a dream you feed
That biscuit twist, that mocha bliss
In every sip, it’s sheer coffee-stouty bliss
She’s Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
This brew’s the boldest ride; you’re in for something wild
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
Where coffee dreams and brews unite in style
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
She’ll have you wired, inspired, A stout so rich it’s fire—
Livin’ la Vida Mocha!
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
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OG 23°P / IBU 0 / ABV 12.5! / G-Ø
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