BEER ME! December Deal
Yup we’re going a little shut-in loopy.
For the entirety of December, all TMBC beers are now only $7 per quarty can!
But wait … act now … and get …
Three for $15! That’s 6 pints of delicious, fresher-than-fresh, filled-to-order, local, craft beer! That’s like add a third 32oz can for $1! BEER ME!
“What beers can I get?” you ask. I’m glad you asked. All beers! Currently: Wooden Teeth American Lager, Red Rye Redux, Hopshell IPA, Parasol White IPA, Metal Snake Irish Dry Stout, Agricola British Mild, Get Bock Inside II, Robust Arsenal Porter, Spice Rusticana Brown Ale, Rauchtürtlefest Smoked Märzen, Little Boot Session IPA!
Mix & match or just go all in on your fave. At this price … Let’s just say, we’ll get through this “Quarty-tine” together! (Yup, definitely going a little shut-in loopy)
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