Arsenal Porter 2022
English Porter
OG 14.1°P / IBU 30 / ABV 5.51
Far beyond their nation’s borders
There’s a brewery on the march
For flavor, aroma and drinkability,
In the name of malt their enemies chastise.
Taking orders from the saccharomyces
Through hostile boils they’ll march
Unaffected by the runoffs
Facing hunger, their beer will keep them at bay.
Well rounded and chocolatey, this porter is a weapon against human cruelty and infringement upon sovereignty.
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