411 : Missing in the Mild 2022
English Dark Mild
OG 10.4°P / IBU 26 / ABV 3.88 / G↓
A perfect hiking beer. You are recommended to carry many essentials during any voyage in the wilderness. An individual first aid kit, flint and tinder, plenty of water, a GPS device, this beer, and a breathalizer. Keep that puppy right at 0.12, it’s right in the slot, Just so you’re sober enough to see the skinwalker that’s been stalking you, but you’re buzzed enough to really enjoy shooting it.
411 : Missing in the Mild is a gluten-reduced true beer!
THE LATEST
Arsenal Porter
English Porter
OG 14.7°P / IBU 35 / ABV 5.8
Black with garnet hues at the edges. Rich chocolate and roasty aromas. Satisfying caramelized depth. A touch of mild malt rooted in centuries-old English malting traditions. Flaked oats for a smooth, velvety mouthfeel. One hop—English Challenger—adds a touch of unmistakable English charm.
AugTürtleFest
Märzen
OG 15.25°P / IBU 25 / ABV 6.3 / G↓
Every year, breweries seem to release their Oktoberfest brews earlier and earlier. We simply cannot wait until September. (Yes, September. The Oktoberfest in Munich always begins in September) We at Turtle Mountain have historically shown some restraint. We’ve never released an Oktürtlefest in July like some breweries.
But we’re jonesin’ & keepin’ up with the Joneses. AugTürtleFest is breaking the calendar.
ZICKE ZACKE, ZICKE ZACKE, HOI HOI HOI !!!
Herr Fest
Festbier
OG 13°P / IBU 26 / ABV 5.73
A wonderfully crisp German light lager, akin to what one would actually be drinking at Oktoberfest. Mildly spicy, hint of floral, slightly fruity. Stay thirsty meine freunde.
