411: Missing in the Mild
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
English Dark Mild
OG 11.2°P / IBU 28 / ABV 4.11
An elixir for the intrepid wanderer. A liquid talisman against the enigmatic perils that lurk in the heart of the wilderness. As you embark on your journey through the unknown, envision a landscape draped in surreal hues, where shadows play tricks on the edges of your perception.
Crafted from the ethereal marriage of Mild Malt, Munich malt, and Dextrin Malts, this brew weaves a tapestry of flavors that dance on the edge of reality. A bready comfort emerges deep in the recesses of your palate, a comforting fortification in the face of the eerie Crystal Dark that underlies the ethereal experience. Caramel and subtle herbaceous hop wafts through your nasal passages, a fragrant guide through the otherworldly realm that unfolds with each sip.
411: Missing in the Mild transforms into a lifeline, the right balance of sustenance and the ability to consciously keep going. Let the flavors, like guardian spirits, guide you through the unknown, a beacon of hope in the face of the enigmatic shadows and new devilry.
So, raise your glass to the elixir that defies the ordinary, a liquid companion that whispers tales of fortitude against the backdrop of the mysterious wilderness. In every sip, find the courage to navigate the surreal and emerge unscathed from the grasp of the unknown.
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
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