(505) 994-9497 | (505) 404-0414

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Mar.15!

Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.

We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show. Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase where New Mexico’s comedians Robert-Weston Eyster, Casey Fitzgerald & Chuck Parker will be ready to thrash their host Eddie Stephens out of town.

Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30. 18+ No cover ☘️🎭 🐢⛰️ 🍻

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.

Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please

THE LATEST

Koi No Yokan

Koi No Yokan

Japanese Rice Lager

恋の予感 – trust in the inevitability of love

19 IBU • ABV 5.28%

Hopshell IPA

Hopshell IPA

West Coast IPA

Bombard your senses with enough tropical fruit, juicy citrus, bright pine and rich floral aroma to leave your worries in ruins

101 IBU • ABV 7.0%

Sex in a Canoe

Sex in a Canoe

Session Lager

It’s baaack!

20 IBU • ABV 4.37% • G↓