Wooden Teeth American Lager
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
GABF Gold Medal Winner
OG 10.8°P / IBU 18 / ABV 4.8 / G↓
The forefathers of American brewing 
developed their craft from the German heritage of lagering, or cold conditioned beer. Wooden Teeth continues this tradition with a light malt base that utilizes corn and rice sugars, in addition to malted barley, to embed layers of crisp, grain flavors that are highlighted by a subtle spiciness imparted by German hops.
Wooden Teeth is a gluten-reduced true beer!
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
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