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Weihenstephaner – Festbier

OG 13.3%bw / IBU 26 / ABV 5.8
In 1040 AD brewing officially began at Weihenstephan with the first license granted. However, the first mention of a hop garden near the monastery dates back to 768 AD! So yah, The Oldest Brewery (full stop) not “Oldest in Bavaria”, “Oldest in Europe”, “Oldest in …”,  just simply – The Oldest Brewery. And, they’re getting it right. We pre-ordered this brew a full 2 months before production even began, and are stupid happy to have some available for us and for you. Trust us, taste it. Mark it off your “Bräucket List”.

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