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Toxic Masculinity – Brut IPA

OG 1.054 / IBU 45 / ABV 6.3   
Ripped from the headlines, bursting with brutish swagger, this IPA’s powerful alphas find themselves fiercely challenged, as mild collaborative sugars aim to curtail their wickedness. Soft, tropical tones from El Dorado, Centennial and Mosaic hops begin to withdraw just as a piney sweetness represses any lingering feelings and mansplains to us, “You should smile more.”

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