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Total Malarkey – Zero IBU IPA

OG 1.060 / BU 0!?! / ABV 6.8   
Some would say that an IPA without bitterness is a bunch of hogwash, but the newest addition to our Evolutionary IPA series is Total Malarkey. Simcoe, Columbus and Chinook hops were standing by until the boil was terminated and then incorporated en masse while our sweet wort whirled away.

TMBC NEWS & EVENTS

St. Patrick’s 2025

St. Patrick’s 2025

Celebrate St. Patrick's at Turtle Mountain! Yes, both pubs are normally closed on Mondays. We can't, however, let one of our favorite days of the year go by without eating some corned beef & cabbage and drinking some stout. Both pubs will be open Monday, March...

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Mar.15! Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.
We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show …