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Sex in a Canoe

STYLE:

Light Session Lager

STATS:

22 IBU • ABV 3.63% • G↓

MALTS:

• Biscuit • Pilsner • Rice

HOPS:

• Contessa • Mandarina Bavaria • Saphir

Light, Noble, Fresh

Sex in a Canoe is a gluten-reduced true beer {G↓}

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