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Sex in a Canoe

OG 1.038 / IBU 10 / ABV 4.1   
One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we could pale it out. We recommend enjoying it on a lake with a friend, or by yourself if you have to.

TMBC NEWS & EVENTS

Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.17th (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.17th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is January 17th! We kick off the new year with a killer lineup: Nico Muñoz, Alli Marie, Angel Lopez, and AJ Martinez will be joining host, Eddie Stephens for another amazing FREE show! Start the new year right, and get there early for good seats. ⚡ ♫...

Stuck Lizard Wine Tasting

Stuck Lizard Wine Tasting

Wed.Dec.10th ~ Meet the Winemaker!Starting at 4pm ~ Turtle Mountain North Free tasting from one our most local vineyards, Corrales' Stuck LizardGot grapes? Muscat Grüner Veltliner Cayuga Ravat Drop by, learn about some vines that love the NM Terroir, and bag some...

Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is November 15th! GIVE THANKS! Eddie Stephens hosts another great FREE comedy show at Turtle Mountain South in Rio Rancho!This month, Eddie is joined by Matthew Blood-Smyth and Jamar Hall! Never a cover! Food & drinks a-plenty! ♫ A Turtle Show, is...