Sex in a Canoe
OG 1.038 / IBU 10 / ABV 4.1
One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we could pale it out. We recommend enjoying it on a lake with a friend, or by yourself if you have to.
TMBC NEWS & EVENTS
St. Patrick’s 2025
Celebrate St. Patrick's at Turtle Mountain! Yes, both pubs are normally closed on Mondays. We can't, however, let one of our favorite days of the year go by without eating some corned beef & cabbage and drinking some stout. Both pubs will be open Monday, March...
Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Mar.15! Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.
We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show …
Turtle Comedy Show – Feb.15th (3rd Saturdays)
FREE show! Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Jamar Hall, Cardo Madd, and Zach Abeyta!
