Run the Porter
Run the Porter
Baltic Porter
OG 17.3°P / IBU 30 / ABV 6.4
♫ Yo, check it out, here’s a tale that needs to be told about a Baltic Porter that’s gonna make you lose control. We call it Run the Porter. It’s smooth and dark. It ‘ll leave its mark, hitting the perfect mark.
♫ I feel you, this brew’s got that magic in its flow, with flavors that make it glow. Crafted with love, just for the people, me and you. When we sip it, it’s like the whole world comes into view.
♫ Munich and Pilsen malts, laying down the foundation, with Crystal Munich and Red Malt, bringing sensation. A harmonious blend of sweetness and crisp, this porter’s got the moves, it’s got the twist.
♫ And let’s not forget the hops, so sublime, Challenger, EKG, Saaz, in their prime. Bittering with Magnum, keeping it in line. Flavors intertwine, making it so fine.
♫ Sippin’ this porter, it’s like a rap battle on my tongue. Robust ABV, it’s got that power, it’s never done. Baltic vibes, dance through the air. When we run this porter, nothing can compare.
♫ So let’s raise a glass, to this masterpiece we’ve found. With rap heads it aligns, it’s a true brew for our times. Run the Porter reigns supreme. It wears the crown!
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English Porter
OG 14.7°P / IBU 35 / ABV 5.8
Black with garnet hues at the edges. Rich chocolate and roasty aromas. Satisfying caramelized depth. A touch of mild malt rooted in centuries-old English malting traditions. Flaked oats for a smooth, velvety mouthfeel. One hop—English Challenger—adds a touch of unmistakable English charm.
AugTürtleFest
Märzen
OG 15.25°P / IBU 25 / ABV 6.3 / G↓
Every year, breweries seem to release their Oktoberfest brews earlier and earlier. We simply cannot wait until September. (Yes, September. The Oktoberfest in Munich always begins in September) We at Turtle Mountain have historically shown some restraint. We’ve never released an Oktürtlefest in July like some breweries.
But we’re jonesin’ & keepin’ up with the Joneses. AugTürtleFest is breaking the calendar.
ZICKE ZACKE, ZICKE ZACKE, HOI HOI HOI !!!
Herr Fest
Festbier
OG 13°P / IBU 26 / ABV 5.73
A wonderfully crisp German light lager, akin to what one would actually be drinking at Oktoberfest. Mildly spicy, hint of floral, slightly fruity. Stay thirsty meine freunde.
