Run the Porter
Run the Porter
Baltic Porter
OG 17.3°P / IBU 30 / ABV 6.4
♫ Yo, check it out, here’s a tale that needs to be told about a Baltic Porter that’s gonna make you lose control. We call it Run the Porter. It’s smooth and dark. It ‘ll leave its mark, hitting the perfect mark.
♫ I feel you, this brew’s got that magic in its flow, with flavors that make it glow. Crafted with love, just for the people, me and you. When we sip it, it’s like the whole world comes into view.
♫ Munich and Pilsen malts, laying down the foundation, with Crystal Munich and Red Malt, bringing sensation. A harmonious blend of sweetness and crisp, this porter’s got the moves, it’s got the twist.
♫ And let’s not forget the hops, so sublime, Challenger, EKG, Saaz, in their prime. Bittering with Magnum, keeping it in line. Flavors intertwine, making it so fine.
♫ Sippin’ this porter, it’s like a rap battle on my tongue. Robust ABV, it’s got that power, it’s never done. Baltic vibes, dance through the air. When we run this porter, nothing can compare.
♫ So let’s raise a glass, to this masterpiece we’ve found. With rap heads it aligns, it’s a true brew for our times. Run the Porter reigns supreme. It wears the crown!
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