(505) 994-9497 | (505) 404-0414

Rude Bear IPA – Boxing Bear

ABV 7.4

♬ Day after day, week after week, month after month and year after year!
Your political leaders take it the ear for a beer and say:
Hey! As long as I’ve got my diamonds & pearls & free plane rides to Europe
Let the poor be poorer and the underprived be underpriviledge, huh!
A dog crosses the street, A butcher cuts his meat
C’mon you rebels, dance your blues away! ♬
And further more…

—Fishbone

Turtle Comedy Show – May 17th (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – May 17th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is May 17! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians.This month Josh Fournier and Dawn Schary are helping Eddie Stephens spread the yuks. Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30. 18+ No cover ♫ A...

Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025

Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025

Sat.May.10th ~ Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,like yourself, who can: Take a stroll Pick up stuff Eat pizza & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule) Help us maintain our adopted  mile of Enchanted Hills...

LuLu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale – 2025

LuLu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale – 2025

Sat.May.10th · 11am-while they last! Pothos · Philodendron · Spider Plants · Ferns · Swiss Cheese · Succulents · Strings of: Bananas & Pearls & Turtles · Oh My! Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain NorthTHE LATESTTurtle Mountain SouthTurtle Mountain North

THE LATEST

Turtle Mountain South

Turtle Mountain North