Oktürtlefest 2024
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
Märzen
OG 15.25°P / IBU 25 / ABV 6.3 / G↓
zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi !!!
ZICKE ZACKE, ZICKE ZACKE, HOI HOI HOI !!!
OktürtleFest is a gluten-reduced true beer!
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!
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Scarlet Letter
Imperial Holiday Seltzer
OG 23°P / IBU 0 / ABV 12.5! / G-Ø
Bold, intriguing, and unapologetically crimson, The Scarlet Letter is a seltzer that makes a statement. Vibrant cranberry brings a tart, juicy allure, while fragrant sage adds an earthy balance, creating a striking union of flavors. At 12.5% ABV, this isn’t just a seltzer; it’s a declaration of flavor and fortitude. Sip boldly—because some secrets are meant to be shared.
Doppel Effect
Doppelbock
OG 20.8°P / IBU 26 / ABV 8.83
So dopply. A frequent shift beer!
fo = ((v + vo) / (v + vs)) * fs
fo = What you think
v = What’s comin’
vs = How quickly
vo = How many doppels you’ve had * 8.83
fs = “Objective reality”
