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Oct.7th Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Oct.7th!

Featuring: Mike Wilson, Julian Motton, and AJ Martinez.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

WinterBrew 2018

NM Brewers Guild's 7th annual WinterBrew! Breweries from around the New Mexico converge upon Santa Fe for the 7th annual WinterBrew festival at the Santa Fe Farmers Market Pavilion. Admission includes sampling, a commemorative pint glass, and a pint fill of your...

Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Jan 18th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

Infinitesimus – Imperial Stout

"This [beer] is a shadow formed in the realm of consciousness, where the sensory becomes concept. This is where [flavor] exists - in thought, not in the physical world you believe in. And not only does it exist in your mind, but in the minds of all those perceiving...