Oct.7th Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Oct.7th!
Featuring: Mike Wilson, Julian Motton, and AJ Martinez.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
kicks off a full week of celebrations at Turtle Mountain leading up to TMBC's 19th anniversary on the 22nd! Our chefs & brewers have been hard at work in anticipation and preparations have already begun. Mick & David are putting the finishing touches on this...
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Thursday, March 22nd, 6pm You are invited to celebrate Turtle Mountain's 19th birthday! To prove that you can teach an old Turtle new tricks, this year's menu is composed of five über-elegant re-imaginings of the new plates on our updated 2018 menu. Our chefs have...