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Oct.7th Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Oct.7th!

Featuring: Mike Wilson, Julian Motton, and AJ Martinez.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Saint Patricks Day 2018

kicks off a full week of celebrations at Turtle Mountain leading up to TMBC's 19th anniversary on the 22nd! Our chefs & brewers have been hard at work in anticipation and preparations have already begun. Mick & David are putting the finishing touches on this...

Snakedriver Irish Dry Stout 2018

Patron saint of Ireland and legendary originator of the shamrock parable, Saint Patrick is also credited with the vanquishing of serpents from the Emerald Isle. In this spirit, we raise a glass, not of emerald but of garnet and onyx, as we vanquish the evils from...

19th Anniversary Brewmaster’s Dinner

Thursday, March 22nd, 6pm You are invited to celebrate Turtle Mountain's 19th birthday! To prove that you can teach an old Turtle new tricks, this year's menu is composed of five über-elegant re-imaginings of the new plates on our updated 2018 menu.  Our chefs have...