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Metal Snake 2020

OG 11°P / IBU 25 / ABV 4.3 / G↓
With mechanical reptilian might and molten scales of garnet, this classic dry stout will sinew itself around your mouth for maximum palatable pleasure. The banished, dark snake of the Emerald Isle calls you to the Craic.

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