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Mac & Cheese & Music Fest 2018

Turtle Mountain will be there. How about you?

Mac & Cheese, it’s not just for kids anymore! At this event, it’s NOT for kids period. Mac & Cheese & Music Fest is a 21+ event featuring gourmet Mac & Cheese samplings from over 30 restaurants. Guests vote to crown Best Mac & Cheese in Albuquerque. Turtle Mountain will be featuring our famous 5ive Cheese Mesilla Mac cranked up to competition style with Bacon & Green Chile. Live music will be going all day, ending with headliners, The Ultimate KING OF POP: A Tribute To Michael Jackson, and UPTOWN FUNK: A Tribute To Bruno Mars. Plus, there will be craft brew tastings & full pours. A portion of the proceeds benefits the New Mexico Cancer Center Foundation.

Tickets are $35 pre-sale & $45 at the door

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