411 : Missing in the Mild 2022
English Dark Mild
OG 10.4°P / IBU 26 / ABV 3.88 / G↓
A perfect hiking beer. You are recommended to carry many essentials during any voyage in the wilderness. An individual first aid kit, flint and tinder, plenty of water, a GPS device, this beer, and a breathalizer. Keep that puppy right at 0.12, it’s right in the slot, Just so you’re sober enough to see the skinwalker that’s been stalking you, but you’re buzzed enough to really enjoy shooting it.
411 : Missing in the Mild is a gluten-reduced true beer!
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New Zealand Pale Lager
OG 12.0°P / IBU 44 / ABV 5.3
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