Infinitesimus – Imperial Stout
OG 1.097 / BU 51 / ABV 9.1 / G↓
“This [beer] is a shadow formed in the realm of consciousness, where the sensory becomes concept. This is where [flavor] exists – in thought, not in the physical world you believe in. And not only does it exist in your mind, but in the minds of all those perceiving it, appearing to each one differently. Reality is infinitely abstractable, you see?” (Philip Charles Stephens, Infinitesimus, The Reality Seed Trilogy Book 3, pg.215)
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Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.21st (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Nov.21st! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: John Cuellar AND Black Mike AND Luis Powell WITH HOST Eddie Stephens Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues. Saturday...
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Wed.Nov.11th.2026
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Next Turtle Show is Sep.19th! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: TJ Jones AND Jake Boor-Morris AND Curt Fletcher WITH HOST Eddie Stephens Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South's banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM. Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult...
