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Fat Tuesday/Valentine Wednesday

Join us at the pub Feb 13th & 14th for some very special specials!

FAT TUESDAY SPECIALS

Jambalaya
Homemade with shrimp, andouille sausage, chicken and trinity vegetables served with rice
$13

Shrimp PoBoy
Corn meal breaded and deep fried shrimp served on a hoagie with tartar sauce, lettuce, tomatoes and choice of side
$13

VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIALS

Shrimp Linguine
Sautéed shrimp, mushrooms, spinach and tomatoes served on linguine pasta tossed in white wine butter sauce and served with garlic bread
$13

Ribeye Platter
14 oz. house-cut Angus ribeye served with sautéed green beans and herbed smashed potatoes
$18

Sex in a Canoe

One of the most in depth studies of balance comes in the challenge to match flavors that are nearly nonexistent. It looks like a beer, it smells like a beer and if you try hard enough, it even tastes like a beer, but this libation was taking on water faster than we...

PaintNite Aug.15th

    “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 15th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th! featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don't you know...♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show's a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫ (sung...