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Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is Cinco de Mayo con cinco comediantes!!

featuring: Eddie Stephens, AJ Martinez, Rusty Rutherford, Kevin Kennedy & Tim Wolfe.

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Thirsty Thursday Pints & Paints

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Ma7 10th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer...

Rainbow In The Dunkel

♫When it’s malted, you know I like it rich and strong, cause the grain is insane and my brain can’t handle it too long. I cry out for lagers, keep them chilling every night, keep them cold and behold a flavor clean and light. No care for those hoppy ales now, when you...

Trivial Monstrosity – IPA

Our Evolutionary IPA series is all about pushing our boundaries, stretching both our palates and imagination, and discover what an IPA can be. Along the way, we were bound to come across a Trivial Monstrosity; here it is. A triple dry-hopped beast, blending Comet,...