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Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!!

Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Mac & Cheese & Music Fest 2018

Turtle Mountain will be there. How about you? Mac & Cheese, it's not just for kids anymore! At this event, it's NOT for kids period. Mac & Cheese & Music Fest is a 21+ event featuring gourmet Mac & Cheese samplings from over 30 restaurants. Guests vote to crown Best...

World Cup Wake Ups

If your big screen's not enough, come enjoy Turtle's H U G E S C R E E N! We will be opening bright & early for the last two matches of the World Cup! 8am for the bronze medal match between Belgium & England, Sat.July.14th 9am for the final match between France &...

NM IPA Challenge 2018

43 New Mexico Breweries will enter the hoptagon. Only 1 will emerge victorious. This year's format is brutal, brutal as the staggering amount of hops being forced into this competition!  The elimination round will feature 39 different brews spread across 3 randomly...