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Turtle Comedy Show – Apr.19th (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Apr.19th (3rd Saturdays) Next Turtle Show is Apr.19! FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians.This month Tony P and  Curt Fletcher are helping Eddie Stephens return to earth...

Winter Fundraising Brew 2025

Winter Fundraising Brew 2025 Celebrating 25 Years of Beers! … UPDATE … With your help, Turtle Mountain raised over $1100 Our Winter Fundraising Brew …Cosmic Campground. A Cascadian Dark Ale was brewed to benefit Coronado Historic Site & Kuaua...

St. Patrick’s 2025

St. Patrick’s 2025 Celebrate St. Patrick’s at Turtle Mountain! Yes, both pubs are normally closed on Mondays. We can’t, however, let one of our favorite days of the year go by without eating some corned beef & cabbage and drinking some stout....

Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Mar.15! Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.
We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show …

Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.18th (3rd Saturdays) 

Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.18th (3rd Saturdays)  Next Turtle Show is Jan.18! FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Gian Hernandez, Sarah...