Scarlet Letter
Imperial Holiday Seltzer
OG 23°P / IBU 0 / ABV 12.5! / G-Ø
Bold, intriguing, and unapologetically crimson, The Scarlet Letter is a seltzer that makes a statement. Vibrant cranberry brings a tart, juicy allure, while fragrant sage adds an earthy balance, creating a striking union of flavors. At 12.5% ABV, this isn’t just a seltzer; it’s a declaration of flavor and fortitude. Sip boldly—because some secrets are meant to be shared.
Elevenses
New Zealand Pale Lager
OG 12.3°P / IBU 44 / ABV 5.62
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost. It began with the forging of the Great Beers.
One Beer to rule them all!
New Mexi Kölsch – Boxing Bear
ABV 4.6
This light, thirst-quenching ale has the crisp flavor and finish of a lager. A clean, light malt profile paired with just the right amount of traditional German hops make this a perfect companion for yard work, camping and general enjoyment of the land of enchantment.
Doppel Effect
Doppelbock
OG 20.8°P / IBU 26 / ABV 8.83
So dopply. A frequent shift beer!
fo = ((v + vo) / (v + vs)) * fs
fo = What you think
v = What’s comin’
vs = How quickly
vo = How many doppels you’ve had * 8.83
fs = “Objective reality”
