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August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th!

featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Darker than Darkness – Schwarzbier

  As the nights grow longer and the daylight diminishes, we have little to look forward to other than darkness. While some are scared by the secrets that shine from dusk to dawn, those who revel in the twilight find warmth layered within the cold, crisp blackness....

Turbidity Majeure – Hazy IPA

  While some beverages should be crystal clear, there is a certain subset that has muddied the waters of what we want from a beer. Turbidity Majeure is our first (intentionally) Hazy IPA. It was mash hopped, kettle hopped and double dry-hopped to create a rich, juicy...

Tomb of the Mutilated – Blood Orange Black IPA

  All throughout the trees and plains, the souls rise up and call for justice for their brutal butchering. Columbus, Chinook and Ekuanot cry out beyond the cemeteries of dark malts to be heard, tasted and smelled. They scream of the day blood orange rained down and...