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August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th!

featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

20th Anniversary Bock-n-Ale-Yeah!

Fri.March.22nd, Turtle will celebrate 20 YEARS! We're throwing an all-out BOCK-n-ALE-YEAH! and you're invited. Featuring ALL YOU CAN EAT party-style buffets ... ENTRÉES Cedar Plank Salmon with Orange Porter Glaze Korean Braised Bison Short Ribs with Red Chile Demi...

Sipping on the Bock of the Day

  ♫ Sippin’, chattin’, havin’ fun. We'll still be sippin’ when the evening comes. Watching our pints roll in. Thanks Turtle’s Mick and Toltec’s Kaylynn. We are Sipping on the Bock of the Day, feeling the 9 to 5 melt away. Oh, we’re just Sipping on the Bock of the Day....

SouperBowl 2019

Sat.Jan.26th Road Runner Food Bank's annual fundraiser Souper Bowl is held every January, the weekend prior to the NFL’s Super Bowl.  Rather than a football event, this is a soup and dessert sampling event featuring restaurants and local chefs.  In addition to...