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August Comedy Show

Next Turtle Show is Aug.4th!

featuring: AJ Martinez, Dawn Schary & Matt Peterson

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

2018 Harvest Brewer’s Banquet

Join us Oct.23rd for a very special, celebratory, Brewer's Banquet Welcome to Fall Yum Yum Noir a Blackberry, Black Currant Sour The Pumpkin Patch Roast Poblano & Pumpkin Soup, Mixed Semillas, Herbed Crema paired with Vienna SMLSH a Single Malt, Single Hop...

Macaulay Kölschin

  We saved this pale, blonde delight for the cessation of the summer season to provide a beer both light yet ri¢h. A beverage so well balanced it can be your companion while you turn a page, master your craft, and will even fuel a party monster. It’s the perfect beer...

PaintNite Aug.30th

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder” – Kinky Friedman “[Hoppy] Trees!” – Bob Ross The next Paint Nite at Turtle is Thursday, Aug 30th. upcoming canvas----> Paint Nite is the new, exciting, fun and truly memorable way to wile away an evening at the pub. Beer and...