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Ascendancy – Dortmunder Export

OG 1.058 / IBU 23 / ABV 5.36   
Behold the 21st anniversary lager, a different approach to anniversary beers, this beer is more tame and easily enjoyed. A simple combination of German Pilsner with Mittelfruh and Czech Saaz. Being less fragrant than a true pilsner, yet dry and with more insinuation of malty sweetness. An elevation, if you will, from our Count Hellesarius. Ironically we chose a Dortmunder Export this month, as we can do nothing but Export in these trying times.

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Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025

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LuLu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale – 2025

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Turtle Comedy Show – Apr.19th (3rd Saturdays)

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