Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.21st (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is March 21st!
TURTLE SHOW! LIVE COMEDY! FEATURING: LYNN LETHERER, JOHN CUELLAR, MATTHEW ROEDER, CHAD RIDEN, CURT FLETCHER AND HOST AJ MARTINEZ
BEER! COCKTAILS! FOOD! SHENANIGANS! LETS GO!!!!!!
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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