Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Mar.15!
Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.
We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show. Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase where New Mexico’s comedians Robert-Weston Eyster, Casey Fitzgerald & Chuck Parker will be ready to thrash their host Eddie Stephens out of town.
Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30. 18+ No cover ☘️🎭 🐢⛰️ 🍻
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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