Wooden Teeth
STYLE:
American Lager
STATS:
20 IBU • ABV 4.35% • G↓
MALTS:
• Pilsner • Rice • Corn
HOPS:
• Czech Saaz • Chinook • Helios
A light malt base utilizes corn, rice 
and barley to embed layers of crisp grain flavors highlighted by the subtle spiciness of German hops.
GABF Gold Medal Winner!
Wooden Teeth is a gluten-reduced true beer {G↓}
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