Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.18th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Jan.18!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Gian Hernandez, Sarah Matthes, TJ Jones, Savannah Holder, and Curt Fletcher!
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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Turtle Comedy Show – Dec.21 (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Dec.21! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month' s lineup: Phillip Romero, AJ Martinez, and Roger W Peterson! ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A...
Scarlet Letter
Imperial Holiday Seltzer
OG 23°P / IBU 0 / ABV 12.5! / G-Ø
Bold, intriguing, and unapologetically crimson, The Scarlet Letter is a seltzer that makes a statement. Vibrant cranberry brings a tart, juicy allure, while fragrant sage adds an earthy balance, creating a striking union of flavors. At 12.5% ABV, this isn’t just a seltzer; it’s a declaration of flavor and fortitude. Sip boldly—because some secrets are meant to be shared.
Doppel Effect
Doppelbock
OG 20.8°P / IBU 26 / ABV 8.83
So dopply. A frequent shift beer!
fo = ((v + vo) / (v + vs)) * fs
fo = What you think
v = What’s comin’
vs = How quickly
vo = How many doppels you’ve had * 8.83
fs = “Objective reality”
