Turtle Comedy Show – Feb.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Feb.15!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month’ s lineup: Jamar Hall, Cardo Madd, and Zach Abeyta!
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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Celebrate St. Patrick's at Turtle Mountain! Yes, both pubs are normally closed on Mondays. We can't, however, let one of our favorite days of the year go by without eating some corned beef & cabbage and drinking some stout. Both pubs will be open Monday, March...
Turtle Comedy Show – Mar.15th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is Mar.15! Historically, the Ides of March was a day when the Mamuralia was celebrated, a ritual that involved beating an old man dressed in animal skins out of the city.
We’ll stick with our FREE comedy show …
