Turtle Comedy Show – Aug.16th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is August 16!
FREE show at Rio Rancho’s 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico’s best comedians. Comedy is back at Turtle Mountain SOUTH, in Rio Rancho. This month comedians: Chad Riden, AJ Deleon, and Matthew Roeder. Eddie Stephens will begrudgingly host.
Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30.
18+ No cover
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫ ♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫ (sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM. Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please
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