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Snakedriver – Irish Dry Stout – 2019

OG 1.047 / BU 30 / ABV 5.0   
Patron saint of Ireland and legendary originator of the shamrock parable, Saint Patrick is also credited with the vanquishing of serpents from the Emerald Isle. In this spirit, we raise a glass, not of emerald but of garnet and onyx, as we vanquish the evils from ourselves.
We also give a nod to the most famous of Irish stouts by releasing Snakedriver on NITRO! Nitrogenation gives beer a beautifully creamy mouthfeel, a sumptuously thick head, and that mesmerizing cascade. Come enjoy a pint. It promises to be one for the world record books (specific world record books to remain nameless).

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