Metal Snake 2023
Irish Dry Stout
OG 11.7°P / IBU 37 / ABV 5 / G↓.
With mechanical reptilian might and molten scales of garnet, this classic dry stout will sinew itself around your mouth for maximum palatable pleasure. The banished, dark snake of the Emerald Isle calls you to the Craic.
Metal Snake is a gluten-reduced true beer!
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