January Comedy Show
Next Turtle Show is Jan.5th!
This month’s lineup: Curt Fletcher, Fred Hawkes, Greg Ziomek, Joe Tullar, and Sam Harter.
Hosted by Eddie Stephens.
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Summer Fundraising Brew 2024
Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!With your help, Turtle Mountain raised over $2000 for a meaningful cause. From every pint enjoyed of Watermelon Rescue Lager, $1 went directly to Watermelon Mountain Ranch, our local Rio Rancho (and New Mexico's largest) no-kill animal...
Puppies & Pints
Adoption EventSun.May.19th 12pm-3pm@ Turtle Mountain NorthAdoptable Dogs are Looking for a Furever Home! Join us on the petio, meet some pups, indulge your taste buds and contribute to a meaningful cause. For every pint of our special fundraising beer, $1 goes...
Lulu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale
Sat.May.11th · 11am-while they last! Pothos · Philodendron · Monstera · Goldfish Plants · Snake Plants · Spider Plants · Oh My! Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain NorthTHE LATEST
