Comedy Show 1st Saturdays
Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!!
Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier
♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)
Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please
Turtle Comedy Show – May 17th (3rd Saturdays)
Next Turtle Show is May 17! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians.This month Josh Fournier and Dawn Schary are helping Eddie Stephens spread the yuks. Show starts at 7pm. Seating at 6:30. 18+ No cover ♫ A...
Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills – 2025
Sat.May.10th ~ Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,like yourself, who can: Take a stroll Pick up stuff Eat pizza & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule) Help us maintain our adopted mile of Enchanted Hills...
LuLu’s Leaves – Annual Plant Sale – 2025
Sat.May.10th · 11am-while they last! Pothos · Philodendron · Spider Plants · Ferns · Swiss Cheese · Succulents · Strings of: Bananas & Pearls & Turtles · Oh My! Patio Pop-Up · Turtle Mountain NorthTHE LATESTTurtle Mountain SouthTurtle Mountain North
