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Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!!

Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills Blvd.

Adopt-a-Spot Enchanted Hills Blvd.

UPDATE: the Nov.2 Stroll has MOVED to Nov.9, @10am

Turtle Mountain is looking for community-minded individuals,
like yourself, who can:

  • Take a stroll, Pick up stuff, Eat pizza, & Drink beer (more of a guideline than a rule)

Help us make this sign a reality as we adopt a mile of Enchanted Hills Blvd and Keep Rio Rancho Beautiful!
When:

  • Saturdays, 10 am – Noon

Summer Fundraising Brew 2024

Summer Fundraising Brew 2024

Celebrating 25 Years of Beers!With your help, Turtle Mountain raised over $2000 for a meaningful cause. From every pint enjoyed of Watermelon Rescue Lager, $1 went directly to Watermelon Mountain Ranch, our local Rio Rancho (and New Mexico's largest) no-kill animal...

Puppies & Pints

Puppies & Pints

Adoption EventSun.May.19th 12pm-3pm@ Turtle Mountain NorthAdoptable Dogs are Looking for a Furever Home! Join us on the petio, meet some pups, indulge your taste buds and contribute to a meaningful cause. For every pint of our special fundraising beer, $1 goes...