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Comedy Show 1st Saturdays

Next Turtle Show is July 7th!!!

Hosted by Eddie Stephens. Featuring Caitlin Minton, Zach Abeyta, Royal Wood & Josh Fournier

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 1st Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.
8pm in Turtle Mountain’s banquet room, Never a cover, Adult content 18+ please

Turtle Comedy Show – Dec.21 (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Dec.21 (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Dec.21! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month' s lineup: Phillip Romero, AJ Martinez, and Roger W Peterson! ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A...

Miller and Paredes Families Fundraiser

Miller and Paredes Families Fundraiser

A tragic and fatal head-on collision on November 13th in Rio Rancho took the lives of four members of the Miller family and Francisco Paredes. Cisco had just started working at Turtle Mountain in Enchanted Hills, so this horrible incident has had a direct impact on...

Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.16 (3rd Saturdays)

Turtle Comedy Show – Nov.16 (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is Nov.16! FREE show at Rio Rancho's 1st and best stand up comedy showcase with New Mexico's best comedians. Hosted by Eddie Stephens, this month' s lineup: Tripp Stelnicki, Carla Vasquez, and Alex Leka! ♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A...