Ascendancy – Dortmunder Export
OG 1.058 / IBU 23 / ABV 5.36
Behold the 21st anniversary lager, a different approach to anniversary beers, this beer is more tame and easily enjoyed. A simple combination of German Pilsner with Mittelfruh and Czech Saaz. Being less fragrant than a true pilsner, yet dry and with more insinuation of malty sweetness. An elevation, if you will, from our Count Hellesarius. Ironically we chose a Dortmunder Export this month, as we can do nothing but Export in these trying times.
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