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Turtle Comedy Show – Jan.17th (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is January 17th!

We kick off the new year with a killer lineup: Nico Muñoz, Alli Marie, Angel Lopez, and AJ Martinez will be joining host, Eddie Stephens for another amazing FREE show!
Start the new year right, and get there early for good seats. ⚡

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.

Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please

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Mexican Lager

Chela Muy Fina

21 IBU • ABV 4.62% • G↓

Red Rye Redux

Red Rye Redux

American Amber

A Turtle classic. Toasty, toffee malts accentuated by spicy flaked rye

21 IBU • ABV 4.45% • G↓

Oktürtlefest

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Zicke Zacke Zicke Zacke Hoi Hoi Hoi!

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