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Turtle Comedy Show – Feb.21st (3rd Saturdays)

Next Turtle Show is February 21st!

TURTLE SHOW IS BACK! LIVE COMEDY FEATURING: JARED OSTROM, CARLA VASQUEZ, TYLER LOVELY, CURT FLETCHER AND HOST EDDIE STEPHENS
BEER! COCKTAILS! FOOD! SHENANIGANS! LETS GO!!!!!!

♫ A Turtle Show, is a comedy show! A super-duper show! And brother don’t you know…♫
♫ That a Turtle Show’s a ****ing **** of a show! And it might make, your, face, fall, off!!! ♫
(sung to the tune of the song that’s in your brain right now)

Every 3rd Saturday of the month, we give Eddie Stephens and a few of his degenerate stand-up friends a microphone… Wackiness ensues.

Saturday @7pm in Turtle Mountain South’s banquet room, 905 36th Place, Rio Rancho NM.
Get there early for seating, Never a cover, Adult content, 18+ please

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It’s baaack!

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